Chuck Norris Tough

I cant stop laughing there are times in our life that only the hero of heroes makes since even if its a joke. This Saturday we are going to having a meeting in the church for leadership and I am going to be speaking about how we need to have a generation that would not fallow God out of fear or responsibility but out of identity. The main example is how the slogan for Texas evolve into a motto of life DONT MESS WITH TEXAS and how it really started as a littering campaign
But the only thing that comes to mind when I think of Texas is chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.